Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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