everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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