Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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