Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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