when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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