If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Are we still banned from the library?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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