I'm gonna have a badass scar
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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