I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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