I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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