she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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