he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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