I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The best revenge is premature balding
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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