Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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