I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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