so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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