perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
tell me about the fingering
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