It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My life is pants optional.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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