I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize