It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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