Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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