Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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