Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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