I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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