She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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