I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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