if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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