Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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