i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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