Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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