why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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