Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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