oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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