Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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