I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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