I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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