: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You're my little dorito
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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