How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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