I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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