Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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