she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize