Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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