Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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