i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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