Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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