I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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