Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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