Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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