i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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