it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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