You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
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is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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